Jokes: La réforme de l’orthographe
La réforme de l’orthographe France La réforme de l’orthographe imposée (en 2021) prévoit de simplifier la langue française. Ainsi, le "ph" de "…
Jokes: Science at the time of Covid
Science at the time of Covid USA
Jokes: Information at the time of Covid
Information at the time of Covid USA
Jokes: Freedom in the time of Covid
Freedom in the time of Covid USA Dominant approach: Swedish approach:
Jokes: Cockroach and media
Cockroach and media ? A cockroach can survive nuclear war,but dies if struck by a newspaper. ...Do you see how dangerous the press / media are?
Jokes: Architectural styles
Architectural styles Spain
Jokes: Politicians
Politicians France ? A politician who went to campaign in a village asks the villagers to tell him two of their main problems. "Our first…
Jokes: Russian at the Louvre
Russian at the Louvre Poland A Russian visits the Louvre. After the visit, someone ask him his impressions about it: — It's unassuming but I liked it.
Jokes: Jesus and Satan
Jesus and Satan USA Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and…
Jokes: Wailing Wall
Wailing Wall Canada A young CNN journalist had heard of a very, very old Jew who went twice a day to pray at the Wailing Wall. Sure of holding a good…
Jokes: Répliques
Répliques France Lors d'un échange entre les deux rivaux politiques du 18ème siècle, John Montagu, Comte de Sandwich, et le réformiste John Wilkes. Mont…
Jokes: Taxi
Taxi Canada Le passager d'un taxi se penche vers l'avant pour poser une question au chauffeur et lui touche l'épaule doucement pour attirer son …
Jokes: Définitions françaises (1)
Définitions (1) Canada Aventurier — Maintenant tu ne ris plus Chandail — Champ plein de gousses Chauffeur de corbillard — Pilote décès Chinchilla — Emplacemen…
Jokes: Prière d'Alcide
Prière d'Alcide Canada Alcide conduisait son auto et était tout trempé de sueur, tant il était nerveux à l'idée d'arriver en retard à son rendez-vous car il…
Jokes: Prostitute in court
Prostitute in court France A prostitute goes to court. The judge : 'Name, first name, age?' The prostitute : 'Dobrovska, Sophie, 34 years.' The judge…
Jokes: Histoire de l'hymne britannique
Histoire de l'hymne britannique Kanada Tout commence en janvier 1686 quand Louis XIV tombe subitement malade. Il semble qu'il se soit piqué en …
Jokes: Teacher and kids
Teacher and kids USA Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was…
Jokes: Hotline
Hotline Canada Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is…
Jokes: Venir
Venir France C'est un type qui va chez son médecin parce qu'il ne vient plus. — Docteur, je ne viens plus! Le médecin l'examine et lui donne des cac…
Jokes: Alcohol test
Alcohol test USA — You drank ? — Yes... this morning I married my daughter... and as I do not like the masses, I went to the coffee and drank some bee…
Jokes: Virgin
Virgin Canada
Jokes: Héritage d'un fermier
Héritage d'un fermier Canada À sa mort, un fermier laissa en héritage dix-sept (17) chevaux à ses trois fils. Dans son testament, le père avait ainsi étab…
Jokes: British humour
British humour Belgium A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. Two million Muslims die and over a…
Jokes: Le monde à l'envers d'un gynéco
Le monde à l'envers d'un gynéco Belgique Tard en fin d'après-midi, un gynécologue attend une dernière patiente qui n'arrive pas. Au bout de trois quar…
Jokes: International Finance Course
International Finance Course Ireland A sulky day in a small moist village in the depths of Ireland. There is a pouring rain and the streets are…
Jokes: Did you drink ?
Did you drink ? Canada
Jokes: Shoes size
Shoes size Canada Take your calculator, or your pencil Put on your shoe size (no half size) multiplie by 5, add 50, multiplie the total by 20, adds…
Jokes: Une prostituée
Une prostituée France Une fille n'était pas retournée dans son village natal depuis 5 ans. Un jour, elle arrive à la maison, mais elle n'a pas encore fra…
Jokes: Grocery
Grocery France A waiting line in front of a closed store. Mohamed arrives, sees the line and doubles everyone. No chance, the first one who was in…
Jokes: Isn't that a miracle?
Isn't that a miracle? Belgium According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohamed, Hassan,…
Jokes: Very brief school essay
Very brief school essay France Subject: Talk as concisely as possible on the following three topics: 1) Religion 2) Sexuality 3) Mystery Here is the…
Jokes: Sex of flies
Sex of flies France A woman enters her kitchen and finds her husband motionless with a fly-kill in his hand. — What are you doing ? — she asks. — I'm chasi…
Jokes: Un moyen de se sentir en sécurité
Un moyen de se sentir en sécurité Canada Il y a une dizaine de jours, j'ai débranché les deux caméras cachées de ma demeure. Puis, je me suis désab…
Jokes: Bacon
Bacon England "Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons."
Jokes: I think, therefore I am
I think, therefore I am Switzerland It is Descartes who takes a beer at the bar. His glass being almost empty, the barman asks him: — Another one ? D…
Jokes: Airport statistics
Airport statistics Canada Statistics accumulated at the end of December 2013 Dept. Airport Security P.E.Trudeau, Montreal Results of 3D laser scans…
Jokes: Définitions françaises (4)
Définitions (4) Pologne l'alcool — un cosmétique buccal qui, bien dosé, améliore la beauté de l'entourage une apathie — le rapport au rapport après le rappor…
Jokes: Rentrée scolaire à Montréal
Rentrée scolaire à Montréal Canada Premier jour de classe à Montréal. Le directeur fait l'appel des élèves. — Mustapha El Ekhzeri ? — Présent — Achmed El Cab…
Jokes: Generosity
Generosity France A French tourist specializing in bungee jumping goes to Morocco. Arriving at destination, he decides to jump from the top of a…
Jokes: Etiquettes bilingues
Etiquettes bilingues Kanada
Jokes: Sin by omission
Sin by omission France An old Frenchman enters the confessional and says to the priest: — During the war I hid a young Jewish woman in the attic of m…
Jokes: The Sheep Theory
The Sheep Theory Canada A herd of sheep can only move at the speed of the slowest sheep. When the herd is chased, the slowest and weakest are…
Jokes: Le barbecue
Le barbecue France C'est dans cette activité estivale qu'on reconnait les talents de cuisine d'un homme, un vrai. Dès qu'un homme se porte v…
Jokes: Intellectuel hétéro et homo
Intellectuel hétéro et homo France Quelle est la différence entre un intellectuel hétéro et un intellectuel homo ? L'intellectuel hétéro vit avec Larous…
Jokes: Aphorismes
Aphorismes USA It's not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame. You are not drunk If you can lie on the floor without holding on. The…
Jokes: Irish confessional
Irish confessional United KIngdom An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a bar…
Jokes: Unintended consequences of plastic surgery
Unintended consequences of plastic surgery USA A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the…
Jokes: New mail
New mail USA A man was mowing his lawn, when he was distracted by his attractive neighbor who emerged from her house and went directly to her mailbox…
Jokes: 3rd World War plan
3rd World War plan Canada Barak Obama and Angela Merkel are eating at the White House. A guest approaches and asks: — What are you talking about ? — We …
Jokes: Catholic school
Catholic school Canada Mouloud has so bad marks that his parents decide to put him into a very strict Catholic school. In his first report, they…