An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
He is amazed to find a bar with Guinness on tap and a dazzling array of chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
Excitedly, the Irishman begins:
— Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.
The priest replies:
— Get out. You're on my side.