— You drank ?
— Yes... this morning I married my daughter... and as I do not like the masses, I went to the coffee and drank some beers. Then, during the banquet, I wrung about 3 good bottles of wine. Finally, in the evening... two bottles of Johnny Walker Black Label....
The policeman, irritated, said:
— Do you understand that I'm a policeman and I stopped you for a bloody alcohol test?
The questioned quietly replied:
— And you... have you noticed that this car is English... and it's my wife who drives it?