Why

Canada

Why do pizza arrive faster than an ambulance?

Why is there a disabled parking place in front of the skating rink?

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, big fries and... a Coca Light?

Why can not women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

Why to stop Windows, you have to click "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made of artificial flavors and dishware liquid from real lemons?

Why is there no cat food with mouse flavor?

Why do we sterilize the needle used for euthanasia?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when the batteries are flat?

Why do we say "slept like a baby" while babies wake up every two hours?

Why do banks charge "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?