Sarko and fortune-teller
Sarkozy consults a fortune-teller.
Very concentrated, she closes her eyes and say:
- I see you go in a large avenue, in a car, the roof open, the people cheering.
Sarkozy smiles and asks:
— The crowd is happy?
— Yes, as ever.
— People are running after the car?
— Yes, around the car, like crazy. Police have difficulty to clear a path.
— People are carrying flags?
— Yes, French flags and banners with words of hope and a better future.
— Really ? And the people shout, sing?
— Yes, people are shouting: "Now everything will be better !!!"
— And me, how I react to all this?
— I can't see it.
— Why ?
— The coffin is closed.