Sarko and fortune-teller

Francja

Sarkozy consults a fortune-teller.
Very concentrated, she closes her eyes and say:

• I see you go in a large avenue, in a car, the roof open, the people cheering.
  Sarkozy smiles and asks:
  — The crowd is happy?
  — Yes, as ever.
  — People are running after the car?
  — Yes, around the car, like crazy. Police have difficulty to clear a path.
  — People are carrying flags?
  — Yes, French flags and banners with words of hope and a better future.
  — Really ? And the people shout, sing?
  — Yes, people are shouting: "Now everything will be better !!!"
  — And me, how I react to all this?
  — I can't see it.
  — Why ?
  — The coffin is closed.