During her auscultation, a doctor asked a middle-aged woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week in the outdoors:
— Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I ran away from an irate mother bear. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.
Amazed by the story, the doctor said:
— You must be one hell of an outdoor woman !
— No — she replied — I'm just a really, really shitty golfer.