He met his match
Canada
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A young man and a girl in a bar :
— Are you in a rush ? — asks the man.
— No, I'm in no hurry — the girl replied teasingly.
— Will enjoy a coffee?
— Yes, will enjoy.
— You are free ?
— No, I'm married.
— Married ? You could call home and say you were raped in a bar ?
— Sure, I can call home and say I was raped 10 times.
— 10 times ?!
— You're in a rush ?